Quotations
- Life is like a dogsled team...unless you are the lead dog, the
scenery never changes.
- I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
- You wouldn't worry so much about what others think about you if you
knew how seldom they did.
- Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
- You really know you're getting old when you bend over to tie your shoes, and you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
- Old men like to give good advice in order to console themselves for not being any longer able to set bad examples.
- You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -- Bob Hope
- George Townson, author of Autogiro, model builder and historian explains that with advancing age he "only remembers the important things...whatever they were."
- Herb Weiss is trying to simplify life by disposing of old stuff. As he put it: "You can't take it with you--but that's no excuse for leaving it in a mess."
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